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callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:13 -0700

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

lvysaur: youhavetooletgo: lvysaur: x is my least favorite letter now because of math Y? i swear...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:51:10 -0700

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

chrisalcoran: Disneyland/DCA at night.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:52:36 -0700

chrisalcoran:

Disneyland/DCA at night.

buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:38:24 -0700

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:49:36 -0700

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

oyrishcreme: sonicdoctors: dead-end-generation: So I got sent...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:26:08 -0700

oyrishcreme:

sonicdoctors:

dead-end-generation:

So I got sent to the dean today for wearing this top. My study tech teacher said that I was “exploiting” myself and that it could be a distraction to the other students. I got up out of my seat and told her that I wasn’t going to listen to her dress codes. In a way, she was being misogynist and slut shaming and I think that’s wrong. I will continue to wear what I want and nobody can tell me not to. The fact that womens bodies are sexualized and objectified so much angers me and that’s the reason why this happened. I’m going to wear what I want, how I want, when I want and that’s it.

I was there, reblog the shit out of this guys

I’m a guy. I can’t wear a shirt like this either, even though I’m not going to be wearing a bra. it’s dress code. It’s not slut shaming. You can’t show your bra like that at most jobs. why should you at school? Yes sexism is wrong and all that, but you can’t get ‘angry at the patriarchy” because you can’t show your undergarments in public. I’m not going to wear jeans with a rip in the side or the front that show off my flowery boxers, because that’s just not appropriate for school. Have some professionalism. You can wear whatever you like at home or with your friends or whatever, yes, but school prepares you for real life.

At work you can’t have this attitude of “I wear the fuck ever I want.” and expect to keep your job. School is the same way because it’s trying to teach you that lesson. That’s unrealistic; almost any job you get is going to have someone tell you what to wear or what to do because you work for them and you represent their company. If you don’t look the way they need you to look, that makes them look bad. A tattoo parlor probably isn’t going to hire someone who dresses like a nun and a top company isn’t going to hire someone who comes to work in a tank top that shows off her bra or a guy that shows off his ballsack.

You can’t blame patriarchy for this, I’m sorry. You can’t blame sexism for this. If I wore booty shorts and you could almost see my balls through my semi transparent flowery goddamn boxers, I would get in the same amount of trouble as you, and it’s within good reason.

wheelbreaks-thebutterflies: hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:24:06 -0700

wheelbreaks-thebutterflies:

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.

old sport

evilvagina: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:46 -0700

evilvagina:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:13:30 -0700

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

nepetaquest: rorpie: nepetaquest: arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:11:08 -0700

nepetaquest:

rorpie:

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

their initial offer is too low

possible unnecessary ad space

stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

“TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”

“NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”

“FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

i am going to vomit blood

hazelandglasz: leavemeonmyown: i just died jhfsasbhge Are you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:10:38 -0700

hazelandglasz:

leavemeonmyown:

i just died jhfsasbhge

Are you kidding me right now

zachariegomez: i cant believe we share a website with these...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:09:33 -0700

zachariegomez:

i cant believe we share a website with these people

freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:07:47 -0700

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

all-is-now: mond0: i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life parenthesis degree symbol with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:07:39 -0700

all-is-now:

mond0:

i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life

parenthesis degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, greek symbol with 90 degree counterclockwise parenthesis, degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, parenthesis

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way: violettesilence: jesuislegrandefromage: montypythonandtheholyblog: hotda...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:39:41 -0700

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:37:32 -0700

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

genderikari: i didn’t know that the united states was three...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:35:21 -0700

genderikari:

i didn’t know that the united states was three hundred f***ing thousand years old

tangletots: askinnyblackman: duck duck duck duck duck duck...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:34:38 -0700

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

bro-mom: you know what i can actually relate to this one

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:34:45 -0700

bro-mom:

you know what i can actually relate to this one

headlessbird: wizzard890: “I saw the angel in the marble and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:32:35 -0700

headlessbird:

wizzard890:

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”

-Michelangelo

I could stare at this until I die.